If the last Presidential race produced a fine docudrama, Game Change, based on the equally fine book, surely this year?s dust-up between the elephant and the donkey is worth dramatizing. Therefore, , submitted for your approval, is Movieline?s notion of ideal casting and concepts for the 2012 GOP slate, complete with courtiers, financiers and mountebanks. �Tentatively, we?re calling it Liar?s Poker.
Let?s start at the outer circle of the power nexus and gradually move inward.
John Sununu: Newspersons on the convention floor insisted �no one was more excited during Wednesday night?s vitriolic Dem-bashing session than the former New Hampshire governor. We?d like to see the corpulent billy goat played by James Gandolfini, �with a pursed scowl and a goiterous prosthetic under his chin.
Scott Walker: �The Wisconsin governor �? who�escaped being recalled after his campaign to disenfranchise that dangerous enemy, the state?s educators ? could only be played by Vincent Kartheiser. The Mad Men actor would need to do it in Pete Campbell mode, perhaps removing what shreds of humanity and judgment Campbell exhibits to show that paradoxical phenomenon, a dead-eyed zealot.
Sheldon Adelson: �Shortly after Romney announced the ascension to �running mate of Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan ? don?t worry, we?re getting to him ? the Wisconsin congressman jetted to Las Vegas to meet with the casino-owning plutocrat, who's under investigation via the Corrupt Foreign Practices Act. In our movie, Adelson would be represented by a doctored hologram of Goldfinger Bond villain Gert Frobe .
Charles Koch: While we?re stacking up shot callers, why not add in what we've always supposed was the cuddly Koch brother, played by The Colbert Report�namesake and fellow Super PAC maestro Stephen Colbert (after a salt-and-pepper dye job).� It could be a recurring role in the sequel ? should the GOP win, Koch will…
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