Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kevin Nash, WWE wrestler, actor and the greatest thing in Magic Mike (SPOILER ALERTS) next to the vomit-slurping micro pig and a cameo from Joe ManJello's silicone dick in a peen pump.
Because horny hos couldn't stay away from seeing Matt Boner's bouncing bare nalgas, Magic Mike didn't flop at the box office this weekend, but I still give that shit only two and a half fap strokes out of 5. There was way too much plot, way too much talking, most of it look like it was shot through an Instagram filter, Channing Tatum's beige matte lipstick was not the look and the main girl's annoying face needed to go away completely.
That main girl, Cody Horn, apparently only got the role, because her daddy is the president of Warner Bros. Bitch obviously didn't get the role because of her acting skills. She whined out every single line and when she wasn't whining with her mouth, she was silently whining with her face. The entire role needed to be chopped, though. When you go to a movie about dick-swinging, ass-jiggling male strippers, the last thing you want to see is some annoying hag judging all the male strippers for being male strippers. Bitch would always be like, "Stripping is wrong. Don't be a stripper. Drugs are wrong. Don't do drugs. Fun is wrong. Don't have fun." Bitch needed to shut her mouth and stop cock-blocking the
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